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I want to die like Jim Morrison.

Even if people defecate on my grave

And have uninhibited sex on my plot.

He was better off than Elvis; VARIATIONS OF SEX IN AGRAVEYARD Ta rather be caught dead

In the bathtub than on the toilet.

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If you're superstitious, you still

Show respect for the dead.

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| Masturbates in the surf?

| So many spirits, so little jizz.

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sight as Mia whispers in the corner

about me or about grandmother or about the seagulls who pretend to be sheep a

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Mother died this morning | E | and now I worry ifi they'll reject my card

at the potraviny ۱ when pandemics | : = | don't stop people anymore | from going to funerals poverty still keeps the black sheeps away

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Face death,

Face sit death,

Ass feck death to death,

Make sweet & kinky love to lady death,

Dance tango with a fat & juicy joint in your lipsticked lipsmacked gob,

Inhaaale--exhaaale

Now kiss lady death

In your lap she sits whispering wonders of eternity,

Through your astral krotch ake singeth & shineth forth sublime beams of tantric joy, che

As you squirm in painful pleasure;

--Life enabled by lady death.

Ludwig's Confeffsions

Every friday, I spend the afternoon walking thru the shopping | mall. I like to perform private case studies: how efficient is their advertising? Should I just go in and walk around out of respect? When's the last time someone bought THEM something? One time I let three ladies pamper my forearms with six separate perfumes, all of which smelt like various assortments of fake flowers. "And which can you see your mother wearing? And your wife? Do you have a wife? I politely declined but extended my hand and said, 3 "congratulations. You almost got me. Next time, ladies" They always have such bright white teeth. Sometimes I get my shoes shined by the free shiner near the bathrooms in the east wing. "Unfortunately the brown polish has been out since Spring," I tell the elderly man leaving the bathroom. He looks at me and shakes his head in ‘disbelief. The soup place opens at II, and they're always expecting me, The shopping mall is a relatively new thing but human . connection isn't, I tell the Vietnamese lady as she handsover my pho. She might not speak English good. The starbucks on the first floor has an amazing indoor outdoor patio arrangement with a ceramic water feature that I like to look at. "You did a great job," I ۴ woman who sweeps the hall near the children's corner, and ask her, "Hey do you know if they're playing Pat & Mat today--I love that episode where they drop the keys into the sewer and then both fall jin trying to retrieve them. They geem like such great friends.” I à Can't wait till next week. a vm

Somehow--they Kept Writing--He woke up, and somehow that year, met Bohumil, met the scrappy poets or the Striped Bandits and basement dreamers--Wild--flowers falling from their pockets, faded but still burning--Surrealism with two passports (0 Visas) smuggled Between Geneva and Prague--Geneva on the cover, but Prague hidden inside-- Somehow, they all knew each other--Viktor, Jáchym, Ivan-- passing plain, black-covered books so nobody not meant for it would be interested--And somehow, Václav Havel ‘knew, signed copies in alleyways, passed them hand to hand like cigarettes--Masterpieces, comics, plays, chewed pieces of paper smuggled out of prison under the tongue of a suspicious lover--ideas too sharp to say out loud, thoughts slightly translated--And somehow, it kept going: the underground meetups, the secret (or not-so- secret) police always around the edges--Words carved in notebooks, stashed in hidden spots--Yeah, they all knew each other, somehow, names scribbled on bathroom walls-- and somehow, they kept writing, kept waking up, knowing the year that was coming--wild kids, faded flowers, still. in bloom, somehow. |

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(MALASTRANA) To Streamline Prague's bustling tourism industry, the Ministry of Tourism has unveiled a plan to install a conveyor belt Stretching from Staroméstská to the Prague Castle.

This "travelator," or horizontal escalator, is designed to let visitors experience all of Prague's historic j beauty without the pain of walking. With one smooth ride, tourists can now marvel at the city's famous monuments while comfortably standing in place.

However, ethical concerns have been raised about the project. A health advocate has proposed installing chairs with cup holders on the conveyor belt to ensure tourists'safety and comfort. These premium seats could even generate additional revenue, as select spots could be offered at higher prices.

Further enhancements to the travelator

experience are also being considered, such as incorporating a Thai fish pedicure that uses bacteria-eating fish, and 24-hour access to an onboard cannabis kiosk.

The Rise of Anti-anti Art

(MUZEUM) In an unexpected move, the anti-art and art establishment have joined forces, stating hat their acts of oppos lon to each other is exactly what keeps both parties capable of contributing to culture.

Both posa agreed that both forms of 'art' and 'anti-art' require the other for their works to have quality.

"We aren't admitting defeat, however," stated curator Jan Rabas, "but, it was time that we clearly stated what we think is not art."

Anti-art represenative Jan Palas echoed the sentiment, "we thank the establishment because it gives us something to be against."

Both groups expressed interest in opening up a new anti-anti-art exhibit which would be a conceptual space not open to the public.

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Encounters on the Rise Among

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Amerika

(WASHINGTON) Last week, under blankies and behind locked doors, Americans witnessed the election of their new presidentiYko. Donaid Trump.

Trump, the soon-to-he 46th presidentitko of Ameritko, ran on a platform that clearly stated the real prada to the

ailing state: other people.

Kamala Harris, Trump's oppentitko, ran on a similar platform, but instead. of focusing on other people, she focused on people who used to he other people.

It was soon revealed that Americans want protection from other people, not from people who used to he other people.

Trump plans to unite the American people by strictly defining "other" and "people" through deportitkos, deregulatilkos, and a commitment to becoming another, better, and greater Američko.

The phenomenon of other people has been growing steadil across the world, and, according to the United Nations, most countries now have other people inside of them, and we should ex pect to see simialir po itical movements in other countries.

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NOT MY PRESIDENTICKO

not my presidenticko dragging their ی‎ pao central

shakra behind them as they gawk thru palladium buying top trade top quality fair made slave trade preachin god-save-marry eating a bacon eggncheese--animal style.

not my presidenticko fucking a virgin cow with their fist up its anus to arrange the cervix to fix raped bull seed immediately in for a 25 double cheese--baby please.

not ny presidenticko who left stool in the Bila Dum & lube to varnish the prescriptive prejudice, dragging the loose oU lefties through Zara to the oscars, nauseated off Bezos ozempic to look cute & post it for our republican cousins.

not my presidenticko pledging allegiance to the full cucked made-in-america algorithym and moderated by putin's extending arm that jacks off good and whispers god bless amerika', licking the uretha wound, serving the zuckerlord in the rage-bait economy & yapping crap for affirmation in the culture echo haven.

NOT MY PRESIDENTICKO

not my presidenticko keeping the far whites out and keeping the others always other with their backs arched sucking a wet noodle trying to get stiff in bed bc we Ce 1% of the defense budget on a silver glistening and shining pair of crocks.

not my presidenticko taunting "terror" with "freedom" t-shirts for half off if you buy now and pledge you are not them, but here with us behind this wail, protecting you from them and then them and then them and then

your neighbor knocks on your door and she is 87 years old and her family left the city and her ankles gather on the floor, and she extends her hand, and she speaks no language, and she gestures you to follow, and she sits on her bed, and her room smells of spring, and she points to the dresser, and she waits patiently in silver, and in the drawer is shakespeare, and she speaks no language, and she dob you to read, and she speaks no language, and she falls asleep, and her curled red lips turn cold,

and gently you place the book bsck in the drawer and silently you leave.

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M4P ( YOU MISSED A CONNECTION, TINDER )- Pais goes to all the 948 girls I swipped right on--- you missed genuine Sonn ealon with & guy who has access to a motorcycle, ;

W4M ( BUS DRIVER, 155, PLORA ) - Tou were driving your big bus, the 155, to Flora, Forearm tattoo with an ali-secing eye. Clearly Slovak. You made my knees go weak! I'd really like to take you to coffee, Or tell him I said so. Am I going to look for him on the aus? I never go out there. Don't make me get weird.

M4W ( TALL & SLENDER, IP PAVLOVA ) - We had a moment maybe (three?) weeks . ago at IF. You looked like you were from New York. You walked like you were from Krymska. I suggested we take the 98-sometime and you didn't get what I meant. Just wondering if you, heard me wrong. Your name was ۰ à

wm CMISSING TOOTH GIRL, HOLOSOVICE ) - We were at a jam session and you

Were using two harmonicas as drumsticks and holding a dramstick in your mouth where a tooth should have keen. It was fucking hot. I wish I had the confidence to say something. I was sitting in the back making sketches a the whole thing. Hope I can show you someday. à

M4M ) LETNANY, PRAGUE ) d nn do I tell my girlfriend I don't like her poetry and I feel uncomfortable with what- her poet friends have done to her? We used to he able to disagree about things.

W4W ( IS THERE CHEMISTRY? )- We've been working together for the last ó four years and l wonder if you still have the same thoughts as | me...you know i'm shy, and you're always around me.. touching .my hair and breathing down my neck. I think of that evening in Zizkov.- often.. we could get a small flat in vinohrady with a Pridgorator, e

M4W ( WOMAN WHO RESCUED SKG ORANGE CAT, PRAHA-DOLNI MECHOLUPY ) - T5

the gal that adopted an orange cat outside of humane sóciety. Blitz is his name he's an overweight manx (no tail) fluffy orange cat. I just miss him I came to the sholter to visit him and found out he had been rehomed. I dont have a place for him but would love to keep in touch with the girl that does. I just want to tell her he had his own baby basinette that he loved at my house, and that he loves ice water. Also he needs the kind of food that doesn cause sturvite crystals. And I would like you to tell him I still love him

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